NEW YORK — Have you seen this Harper’s Bazaar photo session titled “The Gossip Graduate” starring Gossip Girl bad boy Ed Westwick and 40-year-old Dannish model Helena Christensen? Smokin’! Westwick (21) looks young enough to be Helena’s son.

Since Harper’s Bazaar did not bother to credit Ed Westwick’s outfits (and why should they?), we decided to spoof this photo shoot by turning it into menswear recession edition.

So, how do you get Ed Westwick’s upscale womanizer look for less? Become senior designer at Ralph Lauren and get access to free samples — just kidding. Here’s how…

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Polo RL vest $49.99 OR

 Polo RL cashmere sweater $239.99

Polo RL shirt $34.99

Polo RL jeans $79.99

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Helena Christensen is wearing (from the original post): Burberry trench coat, Jacob & Co. jewelry and Giuseppe Zanotti shoes.

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Polo RL cable cricket vest via Bloomingdale’s $145.00

BR basic tee $16.50

 Lane Bryant polka dot scarf $29.50 (do you have a tailor? Ya’ll need to customize this one)

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Helena’s dressed in a MaxMara bodysuit and skirt, Fendi wide belt, Harry Winston earrings and Jacob & Co. necklace and bangle.

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